Midnight Hacking, Inc.

No job too weird; no price too high.
www.hacking.com

(And this is not the real website; if you're a real hacker you'll be
able to find it on your own. Otherwise you're SOL.)

For everyone else, just remember the Web is the biggest waste
of bandwidth since Broadcast TV. You probably should go read
a real book (ie, the ones printed on paper).

And NO, this domain name is NOT for sale. Any inquiries will
be immediately forwarded to the bit-bucket.